Would your spouse do this?

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Phone rings…

 

Representative:
‘Spouse For Hire’,  this is Gina speaking,  how may I help you?

Woman:
Hello Gina, my husband will be home getting my way this weekend so I’d like to make him available.

Representative:
OK, what are your husband’s skills?

Woman:
He’s great at assembling furniture but he pretends he doesn’t know how. Perhaps if he got paid he’d be more motivated!

Representative:
OK. How long will he be available?

Woman:
Hmm,  let’s see,  2hrs with my favorite book + a soak in the tub + a nap = 4 hrs. Yeah, that sounds good.

Representative:
OK,  we have a 12pm to 4pm job available.

Woman:
Perfect!!!

Representative:
I’ll make the arrangements.

 

Later that evening…

 

Woman:
Honey,  I have great news!

Her husband:
What’s that darling?

Woman:
I got you a gig for Saturday! 

Her husband:
What? I had plans of doing a whole lot of nothing this weekend!

Woman:
I know,  and now you get to make money,  isn’t that FANTASTIC!!!

Her husband:
No honey,  not fantastic,  not fantastic at all!!!

Woman:
Well look at it this way,  you get to do whatever you want with that money,  it’s all yours!

Her husband:
Huh, all mine? Well that changes everything!

Woman:
I knew you’d agree…

 


Contents written: September 12 2016
Originally published: September 12 2016
Copyright © 2016 Moylom Enterprises


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