Peanut Butter Dumps Jelly 

Peanut Butter: I’m creamy.

Jelly: I’m nice and sweet.

Peanut Butter: I am full of protein and go well with chocolate.

Jelly: Listen to yourself. You were consumed a lot when you were a child and we were put on bread as a sandwich. You act like you have grown up.

Peanut Butter: There was a point in my life where I discovered that you and I don’t mix as much anymore.

Jelly: Are you breaking up with me? After all these years? 

Peanut Butter: You are sweet but I need to move on.

Jelly: I will never forget you.

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51 thoughts on “Peanut Butter Dumps Jelly ”

      1. Yeah, but that’s just downright crazy. When I hit the send button, your message came across and I was like, “My message must have come back to me by accident” since we both started with “That’s hilarious!”

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