Peanut Butter: I’m creamy.
Jelly: I’m nice and sweet.
Peanut Butter: I am full of protein and go well with chocolate.
Jelly: Listen to yourself. You were consumed a lot when you were a child and we were put on bread as a sandwich. You act like you have grown up.
Peanut Butter: There was a point in my life where I discovered that you and I don’t mix as much anymore.
Jelly: Are you breaking up with me? After all these years?
Peanut Butter: You are sweet but I need to move on.
Jelly: I will never forget you.