There is alphabet chaos.
Letter D is jealous of Letter C.
Letter M is arguing with letters N, O, and P.
Letter R is having an affair with letter E while R is married to S. They may go on the Jerry Springer show.
Letter L is having a identity crisis.
Letter Z hates being picked last.
Letter X doesn’t feel used or loved.
Letter H is envious of Letter J.
Letter B screamed out “Why can’t we all just get along?”